I'm back from Hawaii and it was the most horrible week of my life.
Also, I'm a liar.
Hawaii was incredible. Expect a few posts on the subject, which will come when photos from the various parties in attendance have been developed and/or collected.
In the meantime, I would like to report a death. My camera, which has served me faithfully for 14 months or so (still in the prime of its life!) was brutally murdered by some rogue splashes of sea water. I loved my camera and, as to be expected, am deeply saddened by this event. Which is why I'm currently in talks with my lawyers about the possibility of filing a wrongful death suit against the ocean. I think I'll be able to at least get something -- considering the ocean covers two thirds of the earth and all; an entity that vast and prominent has got to be loaded.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
2 comments:
You make the baby Jesus cry with your tales of a fun life without us.
Man, I'm always making the baby Jesus cry. He's usually okay after a little key jiggling, though.
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