If you make pots for a living, it’s a statistical certainty that your personality will fall under the “quirky” category. The potter that teaches my class definitely matches this description. He’s a stocky man with a thick, scraggly beard, a severe stutter, and a tendency to over explain things. But he’s amazing at what he does. He pulls the clay into beautiful shapes with deceptive ease. As the pot spins around, small alterations in his hand positions produce stunning results. When I attempt the same, terrible, terrible things happen.
Yes, my pots are utter crap, but I have only had two lessons. Beginner’s handicap. Once I figure out how to keep all my cylinders from turning into wide, saggy bowls, I’m set.
My classmates consist of a coworker, a couple of mom-types, and a fat, tattooed biker. They’re all pleasant, unassuming folk. It’s turning out to be an excellent choice for a post-college-personal-enrichment activity. Spinning pots is messy, squishy fun. The brownish clay-water that dribbles out of my cupped hands looks like a chocolate smoothie. After each lesson my forearms, shirt, and pants are plastered with dried clay. It feels good to get dirty.
Maybe next I’ll try mud wrestling.
7 comments:
definitely don't do mud wrestling. that gets on more than just your clothes.
i took a ceramics class once. i SUCKED at it... and i took more than 2 classes.
never again. apparently, i'm just bad with my hands.
okay. that wasn't meant to be dirty. just to clarify. heh.
mud-wrestling? can i take pics? :P
How fun! Taking a pottery class is on my list of things to do. Now I just have to find one to go to.
I'd like one of your wild saggy bowls, please.
Damn... videotape yourself in a Demi Moore haircut and get them pots a rolling. I smell a new form of internet porn.
I took a ceramics class in graduate school. I am not sure I ever been worse at anything in my life. Other than being a man.
Ingrid: That's the point
Grace: Yes, you may. What's the point of owning a camera if you can't post dirty pictures of yourself on the internet?
Kim: My coworker set the whole thing up for me. I didn't have to do a thing. I use people like that.
CL: 45 dolla.
Nardac: Do you think I want Ashton Kutcher hanging around me with his goofy teeth and his annoying Punk'd show commentaries? No Demi Moore haircuts for me.
Kris: At this point, I am also very very bad. But I have hopes!
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