I'm ditching this state tomorrow to spend 8 days in California, which used to be my home. This is an ideal time (as it is fast becoming unbearably cold.) When I get back to Utah, there will inevitably be snow on the ground. This happens every year. I cry and cry and cry, but the snow doesn't go away.
If I can stomach the dial-up connection at my home in Cali, I'll do a little blogging as well. It should be a good week. I'm going to meet a fellow blogger for the first time, see high school friends, spend time with family, eat lots of delicious turkey, and, best of all, see the ocean again. Don't get me wrong, I love the pungent stink of the Great Salt Lake and all its accompanying bugs and bogs. But I miss the ocean.
If I'm not back in 8 days, don't wait up for me. It probably means I'm staying.
Bye Bye, fatheads.
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I found some random dumb state laws. The one that got me to the page was about Youngstown and how it's illegal to run out of gas. Here were the ones under Utah:
Utah
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
I'm especially enjoying the second law there. hehe.
No one cares about the ocean. All we really care about is this: are you really not in love?
If you aren't, we've been sucker punched and you owe us 6-10 entries.
Gimme some love, jermunns.
I do have a fathead. I'm very sensitive about it. Thanks a lot for bringing it up. Now I'm going to go cry into my gigantic pillow.
Have fun in Cali!
yesss... stay here in cali with us!!!
yessss.......
I love the ocean. I also love fat heads. and liars.
I hope you stay. It's nice here. Everyone floats here.
Wherever you are, you'll still have internet access... fathead.
YAY! i hope this means you decided to stay in the delicious state of cali. :P
i just the bad news that you're back in utah. damn. :P
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