Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Everybody's Doing It

It seems like every blog I read is filling out one of these things, and if there's one thing I'm good at, it's sheep-like imitation. Without further ado, my list:

Three names you go by:
1. Jeremy
2. Jer
3. Skelly

Three screen names you have:
1. Ce Machin La
2. Skelly
3. Pleh

Three things you like about yourself:
1. Have talents
2. Relatively intelligent
3. Nice to people sometimes

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
1. Inconsistently introverted/extroverted
2. Interested in many things, focused on nothing
3. Too skinny

Three parts of your heritage:
1. British (75%)
2. German (25%)
3. Various other European mixed in – yes, 100% white boy.

Three things that scare you:
1. Looking out a window while alone in the dark and seeing a face staring back at me
2. The open ocean, without a boat
3. Extreme heights

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Nightly read
2. Soma FM
3. TiVo

Three things I am wearing right now:
1. Jeans
2. Sweater
3. Silver bracelet from Senegal

Three of your fave bands/artists (today):
1. Bjork
2. The Faint
3. Death Cab for Cutie

Three of your fave songs at present:
1. The Stills - "Gender Bombs"
2. Plus Minus - "Ventriloquist"
3. Tori Amos - "Purple People"

Three new things you want to try in the upcoming year:
1. Skiing
2. Live out of my car and kick it with hobos
3. Finish various projects

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
1. To BE in a relationship
2. Thrills
3. Easy break-up

Two truths and a lie:
(not in any order)
1. Once was pepper-sprayed for being in a cult
2. Accidentally made out with a transvestite
3. Forced to move apartments after being aggressively stalked

Three physical things about the opposite/same sex that appeal to you:
1. Naked shoulders
2. Touchable hair
3. No missing teeth

Three things you just can't do:
1. Care about football
2. Enjoy country music
3. Touch toes

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Attempting to play guitar
2. Messing with recording equipment
3. Taking digital pictures of people and then laughing at the view screen

Three careers you're considering:
1. “Creative” for an ad agency
2. Something in film
3. Writing children’s books like Madonna

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Morocco
2. Cape town
3. China

Three kids names (boy or girl):
1. Dr. Quin
2. Sha-nay-nay
3. Bulbous

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Be in a rock band
2. Extensive humanitarian work in Africa
3. Grow fat enough to use my stomach as a table

9 comments:

grace said...

you are so damned funny... i just *heart* you, 100% white boy!

mark said...

what the bulbous?

and three more cheers for the faint... not including the second half of their latest offering, but certainly all the rest of it.

Jer said...

Wilkes: ...but "Symptom Finger" is on the last half of that album, and I am quite enamored with that song.

By the way, are you all healed yet?

NARDAC said...

skelly, when you grow fat enough to eat your tv dinner on your stomach, I'll post a picture of my naked shoulders.

mark said...

ill check on that... as for me, i am unwired and living the life i was meant to live... that is eating solid foods... and speaking clearly. in fact, i drove past your town the other day. i was visiting family that lives in kaysville.

anyhow, im still working on things like chewing... and not drooling on myself, but all in all, vastly improved.

Jer said...

Nardac: You have a deal.

Wilkes: You drove through Kaysville and didn't even stop and say hi?! Does somebody need to be shot in the face?

mark said...

yes, but thats not the point. a) i was stuck with the entire fam on a travel schedule. you just get in the car and off you go to where ever. b) i have no idea where you live. c) you were probably sitting around in w. covina at the time...

however, i will be out that way again shortly, so if we can fix issue b, ill stop by... and... listen to daft punk? weeerd.

Jer said...

Wilkes: Okay, makes sense. Email me and I'll give you my address/phone number. I'd post it here, but then people would start stalking me...which might be fun for a while, but it gets old.

NARDAC said...

oh, so you actually did move because you were being stalked, is that it? too bad, would have been more fun for you to accidentally snog a transvestite. Less stress.