So the good news is, there's nowhere to go but up. Even if I only post once more in the month of April, that's double my March offerings. I'm a guaranteed success. In other news, I changed some burnt-out light bulbs in my house yesterday. I'm like the greatest person that ever lived.
It's all about keeping expectations low.
In conclusion, I wish I had a pet lamb. I would build a cage for it to frolic and play (see photo). Then, in due time, I would eat it. That is my dream.
8 comments:
duly noted. i will always keep my expectations low when it comes to you blogging :P
i think you should totally get a little lamb AND giant hamsters. that would totally rule!
can we call you mary? since you'd have a little lamb and all, i think it would just be fitting.
Mmmmmm Lamb :)
Then, in due time, I would eat it.
crickets.
Roasted Lamb Nuts are a delicacy in Tunisian and Moroccan cuisine.
Otherwise, sorry dude but you sound low, even armed with a magical cloning machine. Take care.
wow.
wow.
has it come to this?
Mr.What: Too late, they got mixed in with the lamb. Once you turn on a meat grinder, it's hard not to get carried away.
Grace: See above.
Jess: No, you may not call me Mary. I'm okay with Beverly, though.
Theresa: See above.
Kris: I try.
Nardac: Actually, I'm feeling fine. It's just my writing habits that are crap these days.
K: ...and wow.
Ness: Yes. Yes it has.
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