A month or so ago I wrote a post called "Damned Ladies," about working in a female-dominated environment. Since then, I've written down some of the things I've heard during their regular conversations right outside my cubicle. I've decided to compile a short list of quotes for which I will provide no context. They are more amusing taken as they are:
"Don't even look at me. I'm so scary looking today it's pathetic!"
"That's what I did with my emotions while I was married to the crazy man."
"Well, I beat my dog, but you don't know what my dog does!"
"I'm just greasy every day."
"I feel like you just told me you're going to marry Paul Newman."
"I was like all frightened of him. Him and his long braids."
"All farmers have bad breath."
"My pants smelled gross. I was so embarassed for myself."
"You mom brings you milk? My mom never brought me milk. She never even nursed me!"
"She's got a growth somewhere."
"Is that why I have a bulbous butt?"
I doubt these quotes are as amusing to you as they are to me, but I thought I'd share them anyway since they make me giggle, all giddy-like.